What a Vasectomy is Really Like

First of all This is NOT my story,but I think every Man and WOMAN* gotta read it :) So I did it. Got the snip -- the tiny tubes terminated -- pinched off the old baby batter blaster -- you get the picture. While it was (as every man who has ever had it done at least one year prior will tell you) a very simple and quick procedure, I would not ever in good conscience tell another man considering it that it was anything less than a miserable experience. Most guys (fellow blank shooters) I spoke with played it down and made it sound as easy and manly as getting a few stitches after a bar brawl -- well I beg to differ. Although, all the slice-snip-burn-sew blow by blow, step by step tales I was told were frighteningly similar -- and mine is no different: THEY TAPE YOUR DICK!!!- So after sitting slightly nervous and unquestionably cold in an ass-less gown for about 15 minutes -- periodically wiggling my pink pal just to shake out the shrinkage all the while being mindful not go full mast -- I mean who gets a hard-on in a cold doctor's office while waiting for some dude to rip open your sack and jam some scissors in the hole? Not this weirdo -- Anyhoo, the doctor & nurse bust in like they were trying to catch me jerkin' it (I'm too quick handed to worry about that) and get to work. I lay back, and ol' doc flips up the gown with the vigor and assuredness of a popular jock prom date -- pulls out and rips off about two feet of masking tape -- grabs my cock -- stretches it past my belly button -- and tapes it quite securely to my abdomen. In hindsight I think it's so my Johnson didn't retract into my pelvis as the pain, shame and discomfort slowly consumed me. MEATBALLS IN A HOLE- The next step in prepping for the procedure was a generous coat of peroxide lathering my thighs -- then came the covering. The doc held up a dishtowel sized heavy cloth with a 3-4 inch diameter hole, well stitched and reinf***ed with a canvas-like material (you know, so your balls don't tear through it like wet toilet paper when they figure out what's about to happen to them). My freshly shaved scrotum poked through and also received an incredibly cold peroxide dousing. He says "this might get a little uncomfortable" and begins kneading and emulsifying my scrotum between his fingers looking for the right tube to terminate (there are a few on either side) and then came the needle. . . YOU FEEL EVERYTHING- "You're probably going to feel a sharp pain and a some burning, but then you should not feel any pain from here on" -- Now, it's not that he was lying, but it's really not that simple. Needles don't bug me and a Novocaine shot is really not that high on the pain scale -- so far so good. Then he cut into my scrotum using some Chinese method I got a pamphlet on, but didn't give a fuck enough to read about -- felt every bit of it, but it was not painful -- numb, but sensitive enough to know exactly what was happening down there without looking. He tears me open quite aggressively (still no pain, but discomfort was creeping in) and then the snip. . ...Ooooohhhhhh the snip. I could write a 2000 adjective only essay on the sensation that shot through my lower abdomen and there is not a woman on this planet that could read it and have even a slightest inkling of what I experienced in that very moment, but it only takes four words to let a b*****r know -- Kicked In The Balls. Not the initial contact pain like when the foot hits the ball or the balls slap the thigh or butthole, but the stomach ache fallout that follows. It's extreme nausea without the possibility of puking AND getting the wind knocked out of you without the breathing issue AND the cold sweats of a fever without the hot skin mixed with the sharp stinging sensation (and I'm assuming here) of being stabbed. This was the point where I made the decision not to look up and see what was going on -- let me explain: It was during the birth of our first c***d that I discovered something about myself that had not previously occurred to me -- bl**d and gore does not phase me in person. I actually cringe sometimes when watching something particularly graphic in a movie or on TV, but when I peeked over the curtain while sitting beside my beautiful and insanely brave wife and (against the advice of the doctors and nurses in the room) peered directly into my wife's open abdomen -- did not feel faint or woozy or even the slightest bit phased witnessing the c-section birth of our daughter (I think that I am one in a very small group of men that can truthfully say that my wife is indeed beautiful both inside and out). And again for my son's circumcision (it's not mutilation if it can actually help him get laid when he is of sound mind and consenting age) where I watched wide-eyed and unflinching as they pinned back and peeled off the extra skin of my infant's penis without so much as nose crinkle. It surprised me -- I felt slightly faint in anticipation both times, but not even a knee buckle once the gore was in view. Now, after all that chest pounding I will humbly admit that I was in no condition and harbored no desire to attain so much as a glimpse of what this sadistic prick was doing to the closest friends of my taped dong. EVER WONDER WHAT BURNT SCROTUM SMELLS LIKE?- I'm not totally sure exactly what was cauterized, but I smelled it. Didn't bug me -- it's the first thing every non-lethal sharpshooter out there told me about because it was so disturbing for them -- and because of that I was mentally prepared for it. It was weird though -- worth mentioning. THERE ARE TWO- I am well aware that I'm no genius and this may just be common sense to most men out there -- maybe it's because I never gave it very much thought -- but it is a two part procedure and that did not initially occur to me. Two places to numb, two holes to cut, two tubes to snip and remove (which look like two small sections of spaghetti noodles -- which my doctor pointed out when he showed me commenting, "hope you weren't planning on pasta for dinner tonight" -- worth the co-pay alone) because most men have. . .everybody now. . .two balls. Duh. This was both surprising and disappointing to me as the first one is no picnic and after the full frontal sense assault I was in no mood to go through it again, but it was actually a lot easier. This time I was already entirely numb and I could identify each tug and snip as landmarks along the shameful journey and I knew exactly how many more pokes and puffs of flesh smoke were left until I could get out of there and get a burrito. . . .AND THEN I PASSED OUT- Okay, procedure's over -- doc is gone -- nurse is gone -- and it quickly becomes (painfully) obvious that I did not shave above my penis as I rip the tape -- and my pubes -- off of my abdomen. That hurt, but detaching the tape from the loose skin of my now embarrassingly small and shriveled dick helped me to forget real quick. I was not in any pain, but I instinctively got dressed and walked out of the doctor's office (yes office -- no surgical room) like a 90 year-old with osteoporosis after a 2000 mile donkey ride. I think my ego/pride/mojo was more injured than my balls. I was texting my supportive mate to come pick me up, but looked up to see her popping up from a waiting room chair -- mojo back -- posture back -- let's go eat! We carefully walked to the car and headed to the pharmacy to pick up my new best friend for the next two days. Driving along I gave my better half a quick and g-rated rundown of the procedure and about 4 miles out the car began to close in on me. The corners got dark and I warned my bride that I was going to go under for a moment and then the entire conversation we just had played back in my head at a much higher volume and furious pace -- the screaming in my mind gave way to white noise and I came to slouched in my seat and looking over at an angelic, but severely concerned companion. If getting your balls fondled and shredded by another man doesn't fuck with your self-esteem, passing out like a little girl shortly thereafter kind of closes the deal.

MY BEST FRIEND HUSBAND

I JUST MOVED TO TEXAS IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS GOT A NEW JOB.I HAD ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A BLACK MAN BUT HAVE NEVER DONE IT. AT MY NEW JOB I MET THIS SWEET BLACK WOMAN WHO I GOT ALONG WITH RIGHT AWAY WE WORKED TOGETHER. WE STARTED TO GO OUT AFTER WORK FOR DRINKS ONE DAY SHE WAS TRYING TO SET ME UP WITH ONE OF HER FRIENDS SHE SAID THAT HER HUSBAND AND HIS FRIEND WHO MET US AT THE BAR AFTER WORK. WE MET THEM AT THE CLUB HE WAS GOOD LOOKING AS WAS HER HUSBAND BOTH OVER 6FOOT AND HE WAS TALL HER HUSBAND WAS REALLY BIG ABOUT 6;3 270LB . WE HAD SOME DRINKS AND GOT A LITTLE SILLY WE WERE DANCING WHEN IT HAPPEN AS WE WERE LEAVING THE DANCE FLOOR HER HUSBAND GRABED MY ASS WHEN I LOOKED BACK AT HIM HE SMILED AND SAID LIKE THAT ASS GIRL IM GOING TO HAVE YOU SOON I JUST SMILED AND THOUGHT HE WAS JUST PLAYING. THE NIGHT ENDED AND EVERYONE WENT HOME ALL THAT NIGHT I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT HE SAID N HOW NICE IT FELT WHEN HE GRABED MY ASS.THE NEXT DAY HE SHOWED UP AT MY JOB HIS WIFE HAD NOT COME TO WORK THAT DAY SO I WAS THINKING WHY WAS HE HERE DIDNT TAKE LONG TO FIND OUT HE CAME IN MY OFFICE AND CLOSED THE DOOR AND SAID I SAW U LOOKING AT ME AT THE BAR AND KNEW THAT YOU WERE GOING TO BE MIND I LOOKED AT HIM LIKE HE WAS CRAZY JUST THEN HE TOOK OUT HIS BIG BLACK DICK AND SAID YOU WILL BE MY SEX SLAVE FROM TODAY ON. I COULD NOT TAKE MY EYES OFF THAT BIG COCK I WANTED IT SO BAD HE SAID COME TOUCH IT AND I DID SO FAST I DID NOT KNOW WHAT WAS COMING OVER ME BUT I DID WHAT HE SAID, HE SAID WERE GOING SOME WHERE FOR LUNCH MET ME AT THE GASSTATION DOWN THE BLOCK IN 15 MIN AND LEFT MY PUSSY WAS SO WET MY PANTIES WERE WET. I TOLD MY BOSS I WAS NOT FEELING WELL SO I WAS GOING HOME FOR THE DAY.I MET HIM AT THE STATION AND HE SAID FLLOW ME HE DROVE ABOUT 4 MILES TO A SMALL PARK THERE WAS NO ONE THERE WHEN HE GOT OUT HIS TRUCK HIS BIG BLACK WAS OUT HE SAID DO WHAT YOU BEEN THINKING ABOUT ON THE DRIVE OVER HERE I DROPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED SUCKING THAT BIG BLACK DICK EVEN WITH MY DRESS ON HE SAID SUCK THAT DICK YOU WHITE BITCH I KNEW YOU WANTED IT IT FELT SO DAMM GOOD IN MY MOUTH AND HIS CALLING ME HIS WHITE BITCH WAS GETTING ME SO HORNY I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO CUM IN MY MOUTH AND COULD NOT WAIT BUT THAT DIDNT HAPPEN HE STOOD ME UP GRAB MY HAND AND TOOK ME IN THE SMALL REST ROOM WHEN WE GOT THERE RIP OF MY PANTIES PULLED MY DRESS OVER MY HEAD AND RIP OFF MY BRA JUST THEN I WAS CUMMING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT GOING IN MY HOT PINK PUSSY HE BENT ME OVER AND SLID HIS BIG BLACK DICK IN MY PUSSY I CAME RIGHT AWAY HE WAS FUCKING ME LIKED I NEVER BEEN FUCKED BEFORE CALLING ME HIS WHITE BITCH I COULD FEEL THAT HE WAS ABOUT TO CUM WHEN HE TOOK IT OUT AND PUT ME ON MY KNEES AND SLID IT IN MY MOUTH AND STARTED TO CUM I DIDNT WANT TO MISS A DROP AND I DIDNT AFTER HE CAME HE SAID WHERE DO U LIVE I TOLD HIM HE SAID I WILL BE OVER TONIGHT YOU BETTER BE READY AND LEFT I TOOK ABOUT 10 MIN TO CATCH MY BREATH AND WENT HOME. MORE LATER

Fun with my son.Part 1

My husband divorced me after ten what some call happy years.One day after I was out of the shower I returned to my room and got into some Short Shorts and a tank top.As I walked back to the bathroom to get my clothes from off the floor I saw my son standing with his back to me.After a minute he turned to the left allowing me to see that he had my panties wrapped around his cock.He was jerking off fast into them.I slowly opened the door and stared as he took my panties off his dick and sniffed them heavily.I was rubbing my pussy slowly thru my shorts.Finally I opened the door and said what do you think your doing? He turned in shock and ran out and droped my panties.Still horny I looked down at my panties and saw his cum in them.I then picked them up and licked his cum right off of them then walked back into my bedroom and figured out a plan with my friend Robyn on how to help with our problem.Later he came back down stairs.(At this moment i was wearing a short skirt and white lacey panties.)I told him that my friend robyn was coming over and wanted to know if wanted to go out to dinner with us.

BAD INFLUENCE

Never mind our ages. Nicole was quite a few years older than me, which less than pleased my parents who wished I had a friend around my own age. She was already labeled a bad influence on me. My parents were pretty narrow in their thinking. I rebeled against this in my own way by refusing to be pushed into an identity that was not me. Nicole really awakened this from me, brought out of the shadows of fantasy, and physicalized it. In short I accepted who I wanted to be. I am a lesbian. Nicole was not my first crush on another girl. I've had many since I became aware of my sexuality. Mostly they were teachers who made my heart race whenever they touched me even in the most innocent way. My head swam. Although the concept of sex between two women was still alien to me I still had fantasies of us in bed together naked. The discovery of masturbation was a milestone in my life and physcalized my fantasies. As I lay in bed rubbing my pussy I dreamed of the woman currently the focus of my fantasies. Sometimes they wre friends whom I dare never expose my feelings to. I'd heard the word dike and knew that it was used in a negative way. So the fear of being outcast was always a weight on my mind during those early years. My parents grew somewhat concerned that I never dated nor showed any interest in boys at all. I was a tomboy and was neither accepted by many girls or welcome to play with the boys. I didn't really care. I had my own world and I knew when I grew up I'd find my own way and not become another sad wifey conforming to the sufficating suburban standards. I loved to draw and the female form was usually a favorite subject although I did sketch other things. I got my girlfriend Tess to pose for me. She was a chubby girl and an outsider like me and I had a crush on her. She had a soft, curvy body that I loved to draw. It helped her with her own body image, which she loathed. She was the first girl I overtly flirted with and one night I got her to pose nude for me. My head spun frantic fantasies at this girl reclined naked in front me. I saw myself lunging for her and kissing her over. We were both still in full possession of our virginity. I desperately wanted to rid myself of it and could not see some man on top of me robbing me of that special moment. I wanted it to be a women. Tess had a kind of body I admired: it was not petite like mine. I told her "jokingly" on numerous occasions when she was bashing her body how much I liked her tits. My own were to say the least underdeveloped---a feature I had inherited from my mother who was also a very flatchested woman as were most of the women in the f****y. I was attracted by big women, but not in a single-minded fetishistic way. The tits had to have a brain. Dumb girls bore me. Tess and I did mess around, but it was very timid and involved not much more than touching one another's tit and sipping kisses. Not they hurricane of passion I had in my head. Somewhere, somehow the pices of the puzzle came together in Tess' mind and one day as we sat in my room she asked straight out if I was a lesbian. The question just hit me hard. I knew I was but I never declared it openly to anyone. I looked at her and told her YES, I am a lesbian. It just hung there for a long awkward period of time. I wanted to kiss her but I was unsure what move to make. Then I saw Tess sli[p off the edge of the bed where she was sitting and start to collect her things. I felt my heart sink and she said she thought we shouldn't be friends any more. I was heartbroken but I could not f***e anything onto anyone. This insight came somewhat later in time but at the moment I was a little pissed. All that took place between us before now seemed like a big tease. As she left she promised not to tell anyone about me. She knew how I'd be treated in school. I thanked her in a soft voice that brimmed with sadness and anger. Nicole was a new neighbor. I smitten at first sight. She was tall and slim with black hair that was cut very close to the scalp. I just hung out on the street until we met. We got to know each other. We ended up at the local baseball field and sat in one of the dugouts. She showed her various tatoo. There was a butterfly on her belly, a tiger on the small of her back, and a pair of wings on each shoulder. She not all timid to show off these tatoo which involved lifting up her shirt to reveal that she wore no bra. She had these perfectly rounf tits and each capped with a dark nipple. I spied another tatoo on the forearm of her left arm. I overcame my shyness and asked her show me it. She turned her arm over: it was the name BETH. She was Nicole's first girlfriend. There was an expression of sadness on her face so I did not push for any more information. We walked back home together, talking casually, but as we about to go our seperate ways Nicole turned to me and asked: "Would like to go out on a date some time?" My heart soured and words just refused to come out. All I culd do was nod enthusiastically. She suggested Saturday. Worlessly, I agreed. TYhe week dragged painly onward. Nicole and I passed one another on daily routines, exchanging a wave. She became the sole object in my masturbatorial fantasies and I gave myself the most lovely orgasms I've ever had. I had to push my face into a pillow just to muffle the moaning. Saturday at long last arrived and we met at an arranged place. I'd already told her my parents would freak out if they knew I had a "date" with her. I told them I was going to the movies alone as I often did so it was not the least bit suspicious. I agonized over what to wear for our date and decided on just jeans and t-shirt, deciding not to wear a bra that night. It was the first time I had never wore a bra outside the house. Nicole was a few minutes late getting to the rendevous point. I already had a vision of her not showing up and leaving there once again heartbroken. When she did arrived I felt like throwing my arms around her. She told me that her parents had gone out for the night and would not to be back till late. We headed back to her home, careful to avoid my own home. After an awkward beginning we became comfortable, getting more familiar with each other until the pizza we ordered arrived. She opened up more. She told me that she was bisexual up until the age of eighteen and just became more attracted to women. She knew I was gay the first moment we met. This made me blush. I told that I was a virgin and wanted to lose it only to another woman. We started kissing there on the sofa when the front doorbell interupted us. We had all night long so there was no need to rush. We ate, watched something on television, then headed up to her bedroom. The rest of the night passed by like a beautiful dream which I replay in my head in slow motion to savor each moment. We undressed each other. I wanted to commit all details to memory so that I could sketch it later in my secret sketch pad that I kept hidden. My hands moved slowly over her long slim body, passing down into the thick nest of pubic hair, touching for the very first time a vagina that not my own. The texture was beautiful under my fingertips. She explored my vagina with gentle sensative fingers. We moved over to the bed and I laid back. Starting from my toes Nicole worked her wat up, her tiny nibbling teeth sent crazy electrical sensations throughout my entire body. I surrendered absolutely. Her fingers pushed open my pussy pedals and suddenly her tongue was flicking wildly around. My body stiffened then softened as I adapted myself to these knew sensations. She shifted her body around so they we were now in the sixty-nine position and Nicole's pussy was pressed down on my face. I licked her with an initial timidness but that was shortlived and I devoured her, intoxicated by her scent. Suddenly there was the sharp pain of my cherry being popped. It momentarily eclipsed the pleasure as Nicole worked her finger up inside with as much gentleness as possible. She continued nibbling on my swollen clit until I had reached a very strange orgasm. A few moments later she came too. I saw the bl**d on the bedsheets and felt very guilty. Nicole assuaged my fear and ushered me into the bathroom. We stepped into the narrow shower stall and kissed each other. It was a wonderful evening.

Cock-Tail Waitress Wanted

I had placed an ad in The Daily Sun for a cocktail waitress the previous Sunday and we received over 30 responses. I scheduled an entire day for interviews and lined up 10 applicants for Wednesday. I was really looking forward to the interviews as interviewing waitresses was always a highlight. The place was essentially a rip-off of Hooters. The waitresses wore short shorts or mini skirts and tank tops tied in a knot around their midriff. We classified the waitresses as models and paid them more than standard waitresses to enable us to select only attractive girls and not worry about a lawsuit from some fat ass with a bad attitude. The first interviews were pretty much what you might expect, girls in their early 20’s that were looking to make a few more dollars than working retail. There were a few that were in school that seemed a little more promising than the rest but to be honest I wasn’t grading them on their presentation skills. I was hoping for a good looking girl with experience to offer to suck me off for the job. That would be the perfect scenario. Well, after the first two or three I could see that wasn’t going to happen. At the very end of the day I was getting a little irritated and tired. I walked the next to last applicant out of my office and met the last girl, Stacey. Stacey was very cute. She was about 5’6” with medium length dark brown hair in kind of a Jennifer Anniston cut. She was Latina with really nice caramel colored skin and nice perky tits and a big round ass although she was dressed fairly plainly in a long skirt and button up shirt. I asked her back to my (very small) office and sat down at my desk. She sat in the only other chair which was off to the side of my desk. I was fairly tired at this point and wanted to cut to the chase. “So why should I hire you for this position?” She replied, “Because I really need this job.” This almost set me off as this was not the first time I had heard this today. “Look, I am not trying to be mean, but you should realize that we are a bar not a charity. I am not going to choose someone based off how much they need the job. Try again, why should I hire you for this Job?” She seemed like a deer in the headlights so I tried to coach her a little, “You should realize that you are marketing yourself in an interview and the first rule of marketing is to play off what the target wants, needs, or desires. Try to think about what I want from waitresses as the manager of this bar. Understand that I have already interviewed 9 other girls for this job today and could easily line up another 10 for interviews tomorrow. First off – do you have any experience?” She started to get a little upset and was almost teary, “No, but I’m a quick learner and I promise to work hard, I really need this job!” “…look, I’m sorry, I don’t mean to upset you but honestly, put yourself in my shoes and try and convince me to hire you based on what you think I want and please don’t tell me again how much you need this job” “But I’m not sure what you want” “I’m not going to make it that easy for you, you have to think it through and figure it out for yourself” She was getting more upset, “But I don’t have any experience and no one will give me a chance” “Listen, experience is not really that important in this job, the most important thing here is attitude and the ability to sell more drinks to the guys that come in.? “How can I make them buy more drinks?” “You make them think that you like them, you be nice to them and you even flirt with them a little. A guy that thinks he actually thinks he has a chance with you will stay around all night buying drinks” She smiled a little. “I think I can do that” “Well, show me, pretend I am at one of your tables and flirt with me” She stood up and then stepped away and back as if approaching me for the first time. “Hi there, how are you today, can I get you a drink?” “That wasn’t bad for a Denny’s, remember you want him to get excited about you and want you. Bend over and show me your cleavage while you take my order, whisper in my ear, do something that will make me hard” Her eyes popped open and she seemed surprised, “Look, I’m trying to help you here because you told me how bad you need this job, now are you serious about it? “Yes, I’m sorry” Then she got a look of determination on her face as she furrowed her brow a little and she stepped closer to me and bent over and whispered in my ear, “Is there anything I can get you? She pushed her tits right in my face “How was that?” she asked. “Much better, now go further and pretend that I have been around for a couple hours drinking, flirt with me” She sat on my lap and put her arm around my neck and asked wiggled around a little before asking me if I needed another drink. I put my hand on the back of her ass and slid it up her back. She arched her back and pushed out her tits further. “Is that what you wanted to see from me? She asked. “Much better, I think you have the right attitude to do well in a place like this” “Does that mean I have the job? “No, I’m sorry. There was another girl earlier today that had the same attitude and well…frankly she had a really hot body that I know our customers will like. You are very attractive but in that outfit I can’t really tell how good you will look in one of our uniforms.” “Can I try one on and show you? “No, I don’t have any here” (a lie) “Please, give me a chance, I have a really nice body” She pulled the back of her dress tight against her ass and then pulled her shirt tight against her chest to show off her tits. “Take off your skirt and blouse” I said “You can’t be shy if you want this job” She paused for a second then without haste stepped not more than a foot from where I was sitting and unbuttoned her blouse and placed it on my desk. She had a bright blue lace bra on that contrasted really well with her caramel skin. I could see goose bumps on the tops of her perfect breasts. She slid her skirt off and she had on white cotton panties with little red flowers on them. They were low rise panties and just barely covered the top of her mound. I could see the imprint of curly black hair under her panties. “Turn around…slowly” She turned around and arched her back to show me her ass. Her ass seemed to flare out from her tight small waist, and it had a very nice defined crease between her legs and cheeks. It was full and round and I could barely resist slapping it hard or grabbing it and squeezing. I was as hard as a rock now and my cock was throbbing as I was thinking of fucking her in her nice wide ass. “Now let me fuck you and you can have the job” slid off my lips. I was surprised to hear myself say it actually. She put her hands on my knees and got down on her knees. I sat up and unzipped my fly and pulled out my cock. I’m certainly no porn star but I don’t have to be ashamed either. I have a very fat six inch cock that was diamond hard at this point. I was holding it in my right hand and she bent over and put her lips on the tip and slowly slid her head onto my cock. I put my hand on the top of her head and wove my fingers through her hair. She pulled her head up sucking hard, to the point that her cheeks were indented from the suction. She then bit down a little on the head and it was painful but felt great at the same time. She put her hand around the base of my dick and squeezed hard while circling her tongue around the tip. It was like torture as I needed her to go faster. I told her to get up and I spun her around and bent her over on my desk. I pulled her panties down and she arched her back and spread her legs. I widened my legs to get low enough and pulled my cock up against her slit. I rubbed it up and down her slit as I felt her open more and more. I pushed it in about an inch until it became hard to go further, then I pulled it out a little and then shoved it in balls deep. She gasped and then moaned. I was sliding in and out of her with my hands running up and down her back. I grabbed her hips hard and started to thrust in and out so far that my cock was coming completely out of her soaking wet pussy on each thrust. I love the feel of the cold air on my wet cock as I pull out of her hot wet hole. I was going faster when my cock slipped up a little after one thrust and went abut an inch deep into her ass hole. She tensed up but didn’t say anything. What the fuck I figured… I just shoved it harder and pushed it all the way up into her ass. My cock was lubricated from her pussy but I’m sure it hurt her as she cried out with a “Aghhh” and then whimpered. I was thrusting in and out of her ass hole, pulling her ass cheeks apart with my hands so I could see my fat white cock in her brown ass. I could feel my balls begin to spasm and I tried my best to hold it back but I pulled out and shot a huge hot load of jizz on her lower back. I slapped her ass cheek and said “Thanks, you can start tomorrow at 10:00 am for the lunch shift, but if you want the good shifts you are going to have to earn them” Then I laughed and she sighed. She was still bent over my desk with her ass in the air and my cum on her back. I took a paper towel that was on my desk from lunch and wiped my jizz off her back and pulled up her panties. She did start the next day and she ended up making a pretty good waitress

Roadside Fun

I'm driving down the highway towards some little town in the middle of nowhere. I'm listening to the radio, when a familiar song comes on. Oh the memories that came flooding in my head. The sweet memories of Chuck licking and fucking my pussy, while on the blanket under the stars, next to the lake. I had to pull over to the side of the road, I could feel my pussy getting wet from the thoughts. I started to rub myself all over. My nipples were hard and poking through my undershirt, and my newly shaved pussy was getting wetter, the more I rubbed it. I got out of the drivers seat and went to the passenger side seat, pulled my panties off from under my mini skirt. I hiked my leg up on the back of the seat and began to finger my wetness. I moaned and rubbed my clit, smoothing my wetness all over the folds of my pussy. One finger at a time, in and out of my hole, I had four fingers deep inside me as I had an orgasm. I pumped my pussy a bit more, then pulled out to lick the cum from my hand. I moan as I lick the sweetness. Once my hand is cleaned off, I walk to the trunk of my car, unlock it and find my bag. As I'm bent over looking for my new blue extra large dildo, I hear a car drive by and some guys whistle at my bared ass, poking out from my skirt. I pull out the dildo and head back to the passenger seat. I sit down and spread my legs wide, one on the dash the other on the open window of the door. I lick the head of the dildo before putting the head barely in my pussy. I like to be teased with just the head of a dick just barely going in and then coming back out. It drives me crazy, makes me beg for more. The more I tease my pussy, the hornier I'm getting. I begin to push the head in further, when I hear some voices coming from behind my car. I'm startled when I see three muscular guys walking towards me and asking if they could help. I smiled at them and said that I could always use more help. The first guy bent down and kissed me as he reached for my very erect nipple. He pinched each one, then moved down to suck on them. I continued on fucking my pussy with my dildo, when I felt a different guy reach down and take over on the fucking. He worked that dildo hard and fast. I screamed from the ecstasy of having the first orgasm with the new dildo, but from the fact that some strange guy was using it on me. When I was so wet, that the dildo was slushing my cum, the guy pulled it out and began to lick the cum from me. I held his head closer as he licked me. I looked for the third guy, he was kneeling behind me with a camera. I asked if he was enjoying himself, he said yes and that this is something that must be done, because their friends wouldn't believe this really happened. I didn't seem to mind, only because I'm just traveling through. The guy that was licking my pussy said that we need to get out of the car and go to the field next to the road. I told them their was a blanket in my backseat. We walked to the field, one guy took my shirt off as the other unbuttoned my skirt. I was helping one, take his shorts off, the other guy did his own. I looked over a tthe camera guy and told him to strip also, I want to see his dick get hard as I'm fucking his friends. He did as told. I had to get on my knees to suck these guy's dicks. As I sucked and stroked them, they grew to a nice large size. I looked to the camera guy and had him come closer, that I wanted to suck him too. His dick was very long and got to be very thick the more I sucked on him. He stepped back and continued with taping me, as I laid on the blanket and spread my legs to touch myself. The two guys stood over me and stroked their dicks, until one came down to lick my pussy some. He spread my pussy lips far and put his big tongue over my hole and worked his way up to my nub, then inserted a finger to finger fuck me as he sucked my nub. The other guy was spooning my face as I sucked his dick,then his balls. As I was pleasing the guys, I had thoughts of the other guy getting closeups. I was getting excited from the thoughts and began to cum. The guys switched positions and more fingering and licking. the guy I was sucking was shoving his dick in my throat as he had precum dripping from him. I gagged a little, but smiled as I sucked him harder. I pulled from him and told them I want to be fucked by all three of them. The guy licking me, lifted my legs and shoved his dick in me hard. I moaned as he fucked me til he was pulling out to cum on my chest. He then took the camera and took over. The original camera guy laid down as I climbed on top of him and slid my wet pussy on his hard cock. I slid up and down on his great length, with him holding my hips and helping me. I bent forward, for the camera guy to get a close up of the dick in my drippy pussy. the third guy came around, put his condom on, spit some on my ass hole and worked his way in. It was very tight at first, a bit painful too, but once he made his way in, he felt awesome. I kissed the guy in my pussy as I was getting fucked in the ass. Both guys were working their dicks in and out of me. I came multiple times, making my holes slippery for the guys to stay in. the guys switched positions, but with me laying on the bottom with my ass on his dick and the other on top to be able to suck on my nipples as they fucked me. As I was having another orgasm, the guys began to get off, too. The guy on top pulled his dick to my mouth for me to suck him dry. I smiled as he shot loads of cum into my throat. I lifted from the guy in my ass, he yanked off his condom and shot his cum up on my chest. I rubbed his cum into my skin like lotion. The four of us laid on the blanket talking, like we were old friends. We got cleaned up and dressed before heading to the cars. One asked where I was staying the night. I told them where I was headed, but said I was going to look for a hotel for the night. they told me where to go and I headed that way.

finally!!! we took the bbc

finally we gave in!!!...it was my wife's 40th birthday and after all the years we had been together(what to buy her).. we talked 1 night in bed about parties presents and so on,,but she wanted none of them i'll leave it you surprise me..i was in the pub with my mate Alan and we were talking about this problem and out the the blue Alan said with a smile on his face,,get her a new cock!!! what..that's right treat her to a younger man.. i was in shock,,Alan said that's what i gave my wife but she 50 and was gagging for it.. how and why!!! well it started as a joke but it just went on from there,at first she said noway but in the end she was the 1 who brought it back up and said are you getting me 1 or not but laughing with it?? then it was down me to find her 1 but should did she mean it.. so just for a laugh i went on Xhamster and found some guy's in my area and messaged 10 of them to test the water..i got 10 replies all serious and wanting to meet up,but 1 of them was Darren and he was 19 with the biggest black cock i had ever seen,straight away i said he's the 1.. i sent him a message and he agreed to meet up and do Jane on her 50th birthday it was the best surprise and present she's ever had...plus i still have his number do you want it for Sarah's 40th... i got the number for Darren but i was nervous about ringing so i just sent a text and told him who i was and who i got the number off and he would know what i meant by the special birthday present??? Darren text me back with a smiley face and just said any time ring me.. that night i was kissing and teasing Sarah when i told her i was getting her that special present?? What present..the 1 you wanted all i have to do is ring this number and he will be round when ever we ask him...ring him now i want to hear his voice and i want to hear you ask him to fuck me.. i put the phone on loud speaker then rang him...Darren its John i sent you text the other day and you said ring any time..yes that's right so what do you want,,well its the wife's 40th birthday and i was wanting her to get fucked by a young fit stud..well John its your lucky day cos i would love to fuck your wife,what's her name,,its Sarah and she's right here listening to you..Hello Sarah its Darren and it looks like your going to get fucked by me very soon..just ring me when your ready John,,i didn't tell her anything about him i said wait and see.. on the Friday morning of her birthday i rang him and asked if he was still free tonight,,yes of course..i'll send you my address call over about 7.. Sarah had put her glad rags on with all the trimmings underneath!! i was just casual in my shorts and t'shirt,i had got some wine and larger in with some nibbles for starters..then it came to me just before he came round in all the excitement i had forgotten to tell her he was black and had a cock the size of a baby's arm..Whoops.. the door bell rang,i said Sarah get that please..i heard a gasp then come in.. Sarah came in the kitchen after she had sat Darren down,,,bl**dy hell John you could have told me..What!!! Hahaha its the first time i had seen him cos we had only spoke on the phone and i was shocked he was huge..6'4 good looking and a body to die for,you could see the out line of his body through his t'shirt.. well John straight to the point are we going upstairs..Sarah grabbed his hand pulled him towards the stairs,,bring the drinks up darling.. by the time i had got upstairs they were kissing and his hand was on the outside of Sarah's dress rubbing her pussy and her hand was cupping his cock.. Darren ask Sarah to take her dress off he wanted to see her body,,Sarah is chubby/fat great skin beautiful face and a fanny and arse so tight he was going to kill her?? as she was undressing Darren took his clothes off and released his cock which was slack and at least 6'inches and fat!!!! SHIT i said that is huge.. yes John i,me lucky.. Sarah was gobsmacked she just stood and said that won't fit,,then laughed.. come here Sarah feel it play with it,put it in your mouth..Sarah sat him on the bed then laid him on his back and slowly held it up pulled it towards her mouth then put his head in and slowly worked her way down the shaft whilst rolling his balls round in the other hand.. i had got my little 7'inch cock out and started to slowly wank whilst watching Sarah take this bbc..Darren stood up Sarah was on her knees now i could see his cock on the full right in front of my eyes 11'inches easy and fatter than my arm..Sarah was really working it,Darren pulled her up and spread her on the bed,,he went down on her bushy pussy,,she never shaved it she likes it natural..he parted her pink lips you could hear him sucking her clit and by the way she was moving and moaning he had found it,, Sarah has a real big clit which once you popped it out and started to suck or play with it,it would cum everywhere..before i could tell Darren he found out for himself,,Sarah had cum all over him,,Darren was loving it he kept going and by the time he had finished he was drenched.. it was now time,,Darren stood up,,i had to see it close up,,he pushed her legs wider than i,de ever seen them go before,he pushed his head in then slowly i could see his shaft going deeper deeper right up to his pubic bone,,Sarah was screaming now hit me with fast and hard... where did this woman come from??? she was not the wife i knew screaming at him to fuck her hard and deep!!..Darren was in full motion now,,he was pumping her deep the cum was flowing down her and his legs..he was sweating with pace he was going i even had to rub him down with a towel... turn over Sarah i want to finish you off from behind..she was on all 4's..he pushed his length in again and was going slow but whilst he was there he pushed his thumb in her arse and slowly poked her in the motion with his cock,,Sarah was loving it.. if you want you can fuck my arse but you will have to ask John if its OK.. if you want it love let him do it.. Darren with out hesitation pulled out and slowly put his head in her arse,you could see it stretching bit by bit,i told him be careful mate don't hurt her..i won't John,get me some lube if you have any..i know i did somewhere..Here got some,would you like to put it on John.. i leant into it and put it on his shaft then put a dab on her hole,,rub it in for me mate..i thought he meant her hole but he grabbed my hand made me rub his shaft,,,Jesus was it hard and veiny,he ask me to place it in her hole for him,,Sarah said are you enjoying this!!! holding his cock and him telling you to put bit up my arse.. fuck me i had cum without touching my cock..Darren was now right up her arse and going hard,Sarah was playing with her clit and the cum was flying i was just loving it..i could see Darren's face change he was cumming,,Sarah i,me cumming where do you want it..put it in my pussy,he pulled out and put it in her pussy then filled her to the brim..when he pulled out the sight of his cock dripping with a mixture of both his and her's cum was unreal Sarah's pussy was dripping cum and it was beautiful,,Sarah was shot she couldn't move she thanked him and said she was calling it a night and it was the best birthday present ever...so this was the first time i really took a liking to big black cocks and we plan on trying it again maybe her 50th or mine??? cheers Darren